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Joke Topic - 'Take The Plunge'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Take The Plunge'.

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Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.


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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
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Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Mouse

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

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