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Joke Topic - 'Take The Plunge'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Take The Plunge'.


Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.


Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.


Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"


Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???


What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

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