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Joke Topic - 'Take The Plunge'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Take The Plunge'.
Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Cats
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
An octopuss.
A Locomotive
What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
A choo choo Twain.
Soap
How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
I forgot to wet the soap.
The Cops
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
Banana
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
It was a slip road.
Piano
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
Tickle its ivories.
Golf
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
A croaker spaniel.
Ghosts
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
Peeka-boo.
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