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Joke Topic - 'Take A Bath'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Take A Bath'.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Painter

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Pilot

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

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