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Joke Topic - 'Take A Bath'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Take A Bath'.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!


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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?

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