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Joke Topic - 'Tails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.

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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


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Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

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