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Joke Topic - 'Tails'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Teachers
Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
Looney-versity.
The Ark
Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
Dogs
Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
The cat got his tongue.
Eggs
Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
Bus Drivers
How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a
light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
Roads
What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
You make me cross.
Lawyers
What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Abbreviated
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Dog
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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