Joke Topic - 'Tails'

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

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