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Joke Topic - 'Tails'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.


Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

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What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.


Watch out for the idiot behind me.

Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.


Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.


Magistrates act to keep theaters open


What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.


What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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