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Joke Topic - 'Tails'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Elephants
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
Cars
My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br>
I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
Rabbits
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
On their bunnymoon!
Money
Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Witches
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Clock
What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
Look Ma, no hands!
Notice
Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
Teacher
I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
Politicians
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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