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Joke Topic - 'Tails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.

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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


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Ghosts

Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Antlers

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.

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