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Joke Topic - 'Tails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.

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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


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Parents

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

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