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Joke Topic - 'Tails'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.


Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

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Where do mad teachers go to get trained?

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.


Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.


Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.


What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.


What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

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