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Joke Topic - 'Tails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.

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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


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Cows

What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
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Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Cows

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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