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Joke Topic - 'Tails'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.


Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

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Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.


Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.


What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!


What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.


The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.


Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.


What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.

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