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Joke Topic - 'Tails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tails'.

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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Clock

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Teacher

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

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