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Joke Topic - 'Tail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tail'.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.


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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

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