Joke Topic - 'Tail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tail'.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

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Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.

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What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.

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