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Joke Topic - 'Tail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tail'.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

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What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.


Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.


How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.


Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.


Too few of the bucks stop here.


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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