Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.