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Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'


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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
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Bicycles

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

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