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Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surfboards'.
What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
A crime wave.
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Snakes
What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
Mountie Python.
Blondes
How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Rabbit
What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
A millionhare.
Frozen
What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
A frozen silence.
Blondes
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
A: She fell out of the tree.
Parrots
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
A Macaw.
Potato
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
A sweet potato.
Soap
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Robber ducks.
Jamaican
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
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