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Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surfboards'.

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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


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Strike

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Calendar

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Duck

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."

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