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Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surfboards'.


What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.

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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'


What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.


George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."

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