Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.