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Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surfboards'.

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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
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Relatives

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

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