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Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surfboards'.
What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
A crime wave.
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Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Divorce
We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
Donkeys
How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Lawyers
Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
Candles
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
Lets go out tonight.
Horses
Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
The horspital.
Relatives
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
A rich relative.
Praying
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Scottish
A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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