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Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'


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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Potato

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Jamaican

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.

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