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Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surfboards'.

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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Jacket

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.

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