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Joke Topic - 'Surfboards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surfboards'.

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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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Undertakers

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

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