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Joke Topic - 'Supports'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supports'.

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He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Nightclubs

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

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