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Joke Topic - 'Supports'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supports'.

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He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Dizzy

Good turns make me dizzy
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

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