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Joke Topic - 'Supports'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supports'.


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

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What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.


I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!


Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.


Good turns make me dizzy


My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.


How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....


What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.


Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

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