Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snowman
What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
USA
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
Cats
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
The Big Bad Wolf
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
Car Drivers
A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
Bees
What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
Roosters
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Pig
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
Insanity
Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children