Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghosts
When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
Girlfriends
I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
Started Out
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
Ghosts
Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Sheep
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
Opinions
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
Scottish
How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Restaurant
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.