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Joke Topic - 'Supermarket'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supermarket'.

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A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


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Retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Book

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.

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