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Joke Topic - 'Supermarket'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supermarket'.


A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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