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Joke Topic - 'Supermarket'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supermarket'.

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A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Watch

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Double

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick

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