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Joke Topic - 'Supermarket'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supermarket'.

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A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

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