A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Grandma
Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
Calf
What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
Kangaroos
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
Cereal
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Computers
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
Tooth
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
Cows
Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
Girlfriends
My other girlfriend is beautiful
Checkers
Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.