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Joke Topic - 'Supermarket'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supermarket'.

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A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Ducks

What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

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