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Joke Topic - 'Supermarket'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supermarket'.

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A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Dizzy

Good turns make me dizzy
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
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A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

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