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Joke Topic - 'Supermarket'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supermarket'.

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A lady was picking through the frozen chickens in a supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked on of the staff, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
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Egyptian

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.

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