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Joke Topic - 'Sunburn' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sunburn'.

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

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