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Joke Topic - 'Sunburn' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sunburn'.

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

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Eating

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.

Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'

Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.

Cannibals

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.

Politicians

In politics, honesty is comparable to oxygen. The higher you go, the more difficult it is to find.

Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.

Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.

Restaurants

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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