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Joke Topic - 'Summertime'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Summertime'.

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What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!


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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

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