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Joke Topic - 'Summertime'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Summertime'.

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What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!


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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

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