Joke Topic - 'Summer' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Summer'.

How do rabbits cool down in the summer?
They have a hair conditioner.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.

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Why is it not difficult to cheat sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

Did you hear about the extremely intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.

If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'

Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.

During Britain's 'brain drain,' no politician left the country.