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Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)


What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.


How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?


Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."

New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.


Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.


What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!


Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

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