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Joke Topic - 'Suggestions'

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Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.


What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.


The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!


Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....


Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.

Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves

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