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Joke Topic - 'Suggestions'


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Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.


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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Cars

What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves

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