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Joke Topic - 'Suggestions'

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Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.

A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.


Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.


If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!


I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

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