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Joke Topic - 'Suggestions'


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Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.


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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

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