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Joke Topic - 'Suggestions'


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Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.


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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

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