Joke Topic - 'Stupid' - 18 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 18 jokes on the topic - 'Stupid'.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail around the world single-handed?

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

He's so stupid he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Her boyfriend is so stupid. He thought they said trains when they were handing out brains, so he asked for a slow one.

How many jerks who ask dumb questions does it take to change a light bulb?
Change it to what?

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great-uncle fought for the West!

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!

Jesus loves you, but most people think you are an idiot.

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!