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Joke Topic - 'Stomach' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Stomach'.

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, you'll never believe this, but last week I went glass blowing, and instead of blowing out, I breathed in.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'
Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh, stop bellyaching, will you!

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