My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor you'll never believe this but last week I went glass blowing and instead of blowing out I breathed in.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Difficult
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
Scotsmen
What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
Men
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
Blood
I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
Courts
Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to
twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
Idiot
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Robber
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Psychics
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?