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Joke Topic - 'Stomach'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Stomach'.

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My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor you'll never believe this but last week I went glass blowing and instead of blowing out I breathed in.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'
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Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
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Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!


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Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
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