Anger
Did you hear about the angry inchworm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Candles
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Let's go out tonight.
Time
There's no future in time travel
Games
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Milk
Where do milkshakes come from?
Nervous cows.
Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Beer
Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
Christmas
What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby's crib?
A snowmobile.
Boyfriends
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!