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Joke Topic - 'Stole'


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Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.


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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Skeleton

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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Lucky

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
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Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Cars

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

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