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Joke Topic - 'Stole'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stole'.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.


Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.


Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.


Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.


For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.


'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'


I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.


Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.


Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

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