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Joke Topic - 'Stock Brokers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stock Brokers'.
How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
Economists
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
Cows
What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
They give each other a milk shake.
Light Bulbs
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Fish
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
The Codfather!
Sick
Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Blondes
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
A: Proofreading.
Exam
What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
An exam paper.
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