Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Horses
What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
Chicken
Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
Barbers
How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
Bee
Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
Ducks
What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Mickey Mouse
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
Lawyers
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
Boa Constrictors
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
People
Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.