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Joke Topic - 'Stick'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Stick'.

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What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
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Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.


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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

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