Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Uncles
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Optician
Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
Elephants
What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
Karate
Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
Robber
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
Dogs
Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Rabbits
What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
Football
Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
Driving
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be