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Joke Topic - 'Steal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Steal'.

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What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.


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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

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