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Joke Topic - 'Stand'

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How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

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Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.


Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!


Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.


Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.

A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!

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