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Joke Topic - 'Stand'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stand'.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.


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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Computers

Another megabytes the dust.
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer

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