Joke Topic - 'Stand'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stand'.

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

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Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

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