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Joke Topic - 'Stand'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stand'.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.


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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Quasimodo

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Drunk

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

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