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Joke Topic - 'Stamps' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Stamps'.
A lad of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector until the kid next door also bought an album. 'He buys every stamp I do,' the kid complained to his father, 'and had taken all the fun of it away.' 'Don't be a fool, my boy,' said pop. 'Remember, imitation is the sincerest form of philately.'
3>How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
1>12
What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me, and together, we'll go places.
1>You stick with me, and together, we'll go places.
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