Joke Topic - 'Stamps' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Stamps'.

How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me, and together, we'll go places.

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Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?