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Joke Topic - 'Squid'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Squid'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a thing of the past
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Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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A Woman

What do you call a woman who climbs up walls?
Ivy.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you

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