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Joke Topic - 'Squid'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Squid'.


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.


Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.


Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.

Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.


Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.


Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.


Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.


Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

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