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Joke Topic - 'Squid'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Squid'.


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?


Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.

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When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

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An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.


Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.


Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.


When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.


Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.

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