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Joke Topic - 'Squid'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Squid'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Dracula

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.

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