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Joke Topic - 'Squid'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Squid'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


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Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

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