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Joke Topic - 'Spying'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spying'.

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What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.


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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

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