Joke Topic - 'Spying'

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.