Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Elephants
What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
Politicians
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Cold
Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
Parrots
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
Scotsman
Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.