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Joke Topic - 'Spots'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Spots'.

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Billy: I went to the eye doctor because I was seeing spots in front of my eyes. He gave me glasses.
Paul: Did the glasses help?
Billy: They did, I can see the spots much more clearly now.
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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.


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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

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