Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Ghosts
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Bicycles
What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
Differences
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
Dracula
Why did Dracula attend art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Politics
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.
Drunks
I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.