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Joke Topic - 'Spots' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Spots'.

Billy: I went to the eye doctor because I saw spots in front of my eyes. He gave me glasses.
Paul: Did the glasses help?
Billy: They did; I can see the spots much more clearly now.
Doctor, Doctor, will this ointment get rid of my spots?
I never make rash promises.

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