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Joke Topic - 'Spots' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Spots'.
Billy: I went to the eye doctor because I saw spots in front of my eyes. He gave me glasses.
Paul: Did the glasses help?
Billy: They did; I can see the spots much more clearly now.
2>Paul: Did the glasses help?
Billy: They did; I can see the spots much more clearly now.
Doctor, Doctor, will this ointment get rid of my spots?
I never make rash promises.
1>I never make rash promises.
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You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
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A dead parrot.
1>A dead parrot.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
1>Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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1>They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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A flying sorcerer.
1>A flying sorcerer.
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