Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Imagine
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
College
Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
Light Bulbs
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
The Right Place
He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Hair
Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
Light Bulbs
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Vampires
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.