Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Kitten
How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.
Calendar
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Lion
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
Girlfriends
GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
Fish
Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
Frogs
What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
Ghosts
What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
Monopoly
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
Perfect
You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.