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Joke Topic - 'Spots' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Spots'.
Billy: I went to the eye doctor because I saw spots in front of my eyes. He gave me glasses.
Paul: Did the glasses help?
Billy: They did; I can see the spots much more clearly now.
Paul: Did the glasses help?
Billy: They did; I can see the spots much more clearly now.
Doctor, Doctor, will this ointment get rid of my spots?
I never make rash promises.
I never make rash promises.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
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Ghosts
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
One with no spooks on the wheels.
Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Pop-cycle.
Pop-cycle.
Differences
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Outlaws are wanted.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
A fowl smell.
Dracula
Why did Dracula attend art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Politics
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.
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