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Joke Topic - 'Spoken'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spoken'.

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"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


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Snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Divorce

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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