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Joke Topic - 'Spoken'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spoken'.

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"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

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