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Joke Topic - 'Spoken'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spoken'.

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"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


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Mummies

What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

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