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Joke Topic - 'Spoken'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spoken'.


"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

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What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.

Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?


Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.


Which vampire likes to eat junk food?


How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.


Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

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