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Joke Topic - 'Spoken'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spoken'.


"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

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What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.


Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.


Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!


John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.


Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

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