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Joke Topic - 'Spinning'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spinning'.
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Christmas
Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
Crash
NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
Frogs
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Knee-deep.
Yodel
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Lawyers
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
Reality
Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
- there is a fault in reality
Beer
Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
He came to a bitter end.
A Monkey
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
Truck Driver
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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