Joke Topic - 'Spies'

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.

Is there another word for synonym?

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?