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Joke Topic - 'Spiders' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Spiders'.
What do you call two spiders who have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Newlywebs.
Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
It was searching for a new website.
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Cows
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backward.
A cow walking backward.
Accountants
Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
Frogs
What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
They get toad away.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
Computer Programmers
Computer programmers never die; they just get lost in the processing.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Haunted
How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
You use a skeleton key.
Law
Irish stew in the name of the law.
Patients
Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!