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Joke Topic - 'Spending'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spending'.

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Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
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Lies

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Tax

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!

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