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Joke Topic - 'Spectacles'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spectacles'.

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Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.


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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Get Even

Don`t get even -- get odd!
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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

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