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Joke Topic - 'Speak'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Speak'.

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Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!


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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.

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