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Joke Topic - 'Speak'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Speak'.

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Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!


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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.

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