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Joke Topic - 'Spare Ribs'


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What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.


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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.

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