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Joke Topic - 'Spare Ribs'


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What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.


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The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

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