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Joke Topic - 'Spare Ribs'


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What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.


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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

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