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Joke Topic - 'Spare Ribs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Spare Ribs'.


What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.


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Frank in Scents.


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'


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What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.


What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.


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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.

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