Joke Topic - 'Soup' - 20 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 20 jokes on the topic - 'Soup'.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them.'

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both of those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

Diner: Waiter, I can't eat this soup.
Waiter: I'll get the manager, sir.
Diner: Manager, I can't eat this soup.
Manager: Sorry, sir. I'll get the chef.
Diner: Chef, I can't eat this soup.
Chef: What's wrong with it?
Diner: Nothing - I haven't got a spoon.

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right, sir, it's not very hot.

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir; it'll make a good lifebelt.

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