Joke Topic - 'Soup' - Page 2 - With 8 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Soup'.

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
'That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well, you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.