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Joke Topic - 'Songs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Songs'.


How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

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Xerox never comes up with anything original.


What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?


What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.


Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.

Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!


His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.

Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."


What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

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