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Joke Topic - 'Songs' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Songs'.
A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.
'Well, it's like this, Doc, whenever I play golf, I fall in love with the beautiful, lush fairways and greens we are playing on. I just burst into song.'
'What's wrong with that?' said the doc.
Well all I ever sing when we're on the course is 'The Green Green Grass of Home' and it's annoying my colleagues.
But there's more. When we get back to the clubhouse, in the bar is the lucky black cat that lives at the club; then, at the top of my voice, I start singing, 'What's new, pussy cat?' and all I get is a barrage of complaints from the other members in the bar.
'Can't you sing some different songs?' said the doctor.
'Well no, I just can't seem to sing anything else. Still, then it gets worse because when I get home, it continues. When I'm asleep and dreaming, I always sing 'Delilah,' and my wife is increasingly getting really angry and suspicious. But I just can't stop singing these same songs'.
'Ah, yes, I see; I am beginning to suspect that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Well, I've never heard of that, is it common?' asked the man.
'It's not unusual', replied the doctor.
'Well, it's like this, Doc, whenever I play golf, I fall in love with the beautiful, lush fairways and greens we are playing on. I just burst into song.'
'What's wrong with that?' said the doc.
Well all I ever sing when we're on the course is 'The Green Green Grass of Home' and it's annoying my colleagues.
But there's more. When we get back to the clubhouse, in the bar is the lucky black cat that lives at the club; then, at the top of my voice, I start singing, 'What's new, pussy cat?' and all I get is a barrage of complaints from the other members in the bar.
'Can't you sing some different songs?' said the doctor.
'Well no, I just can't seem to sing anything else. Still, then it gets worse because when I get home, it continues. When I'm asleep and dreaming, I always sing 'Delilah,' and my wife is increasingly getting really angry and suspicious. But I just can't stop singing these same songs'.
'Ah, yes, I see; I am beginning to suspect that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Well, I've never heard of that, is it common?' asked the man.
'It's not unusual', replied the doctor.
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
I keep trying to write a song about drinking, but I just can't get past the first few bars.
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
Jingle Smells.
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
'Fangs for the memory.'
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Tourists
Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Idiots
All men are idiots. I married their king.
Bars
I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.
Pigs
Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
Because he was an old bore.
Ufo
What do you get if you cross a baby with a UFO?
An unidentified crying object.
An unidentified crying object.
Dogs
Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
They get jet wag.
Fish
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
A sturgeon.
Read
I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
Potatoes
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Because they are so filling.