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Joke Topic - 'Songs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Songs'.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.


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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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Soar

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.
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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.

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