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Joke Topic - 'Songs'


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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.


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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
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Vacation

His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

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