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Joke Topic - 'Songs' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Songs'.

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.
'Well, it's like this, Doc, whenever I play golf, I fall in love with the beautiful, lush fairways and greens we are playing on. I just burst into song.'
'What's wrong with that?' said the doc.
Well all I ever sing when we're on the course is 'The Green Green Grass of Home' and it's annoying my colleagues.
But there's more. When we get back to the clubhouse, in the bar is the lucky black cat that lives at the club; then, at the top of my voice, I start singing, 'What's new, pussy cat?' and all I get is a barrage of complaints from the other members in the bar.
'Can't you sing some different songs?' said the doctor.
'Well no, I just can't seem to sing anything else. Still, then it gets worse because when I get home, it continues. When I'm asleep and dreaming, I always sing 'Delilah,' and my wife is increasingly getting really angry and suspicious. But I just can't stop singing these same songs'.
'Ah, yes, I see; I am beginning to suspect that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Well, I've never heard of that, is it common?' asked the man.
'It's not unusual', replied the doctor.
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
I keep trying to write a song about drinking, but I just can't get past the first few bars.
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel,' he always bites me on the heel.

Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

Wives

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

Executives

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.

Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

Ducks

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

Birds

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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