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Joke Topic - 'Song'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Song'.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.
"Well it's like this Doc, whenever I play golf, I fall in love with the beautiful, lush fairways and greens we are playing on, and I just burst into song."
"What's wrong with that?" said the doc.
Well all I ever sing when we're on the course is 'The Green Green Grass of Home' and it's annoying my colleagues.
But there's more .... When we get back to the clubhouse, in the bar is the lucky black cat that lives at the club, then at the top of my voice I start singing" 'What's new, pussy cat?' and all I get is a barrage of complaints from the other members in the bar.
"Can't you sing some different songs?" said the doctor.
"Well no, I just can't seem to sing anything else, but then it gets worse because when I get home, it continues and when I'm asleep and dreaming, I always sing 'Delilah', and my wife is increasingly getting really angry and suspicious. But I just can't seem to stop singing these same songs".
"Ah, yes I see, I am beginning to suspect that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome".
"Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man.
"It's not unusual", replied the doctor.
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I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
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What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Birds

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Marriage

Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Fail

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

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