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Joke Topic - 'Song'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Song'.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.
"Well it's like this Doc, whenever I play golf, I fall in love with the beautiful, lush fairways and greens we are playing on, and I just burst into song."
"What's wrong with that?" said the doc.
Well all I ever sing when we're on the course is 'The Green Green Grass of Home' and it's annoying my colleagues.
But there's more .... When we get back to the clubhouse, in the bar is the lucky black cat that lives at the club, then at the top of my voice I start singing" 'What's new, pussy cat?' and all I get is a barrage of complaints from the other members in the bar.
"Can't you sing some different songs?" said the doctor.
"Well no, I just can't seem to sing anything else, but then it gets worse because when I get home, it continues and when I'm asleep and dreaming, I always sing 'Delilah', and my wife is increasingly getting really angry and suspicious. But I just can't seem to stop singing these same songs".
"Ah, yes I see, I am beginning to suspect that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome".
"Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man.
"It's not unusual", replied the doctor.
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I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
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What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'

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