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Joke Topic - 'Son'


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The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.


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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying
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Fishing

"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."
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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!

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