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Joke Topic - 'Son'


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The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.


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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Sleeping

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
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A Man

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.

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