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Joke Topic - 'Son'


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The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.


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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

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