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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.


Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.


Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.


Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.


Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.

To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.


You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.

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