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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.


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Dogs

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.

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