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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.


How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?


What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

Laugh At Yourself

You might as well laugh at yourself once in a while — everyone else does.


PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.

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