Joke Topic - 'Something'

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.

How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

You might as well laugh at yourself once in a while — everyone else does.

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.