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Joke Topic - 'Someone'

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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?

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Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.


Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.


Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.


What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.


What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.


Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.


In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.


Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

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