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Joke Topic - 'Someone'


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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
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Workers

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

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