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Joke Topic - 'Someone'


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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?

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