Joke Topic - 'Someone'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Someone'.

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?

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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.

DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.

What key went to college?
A Yale.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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