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Joke Topic - 'Someone'

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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.


What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.


Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?


It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.


What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.


I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

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