Joke Topic - 'Someone'

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.