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Joke Topic - 'Someone'


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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Soar

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

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