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Joke Topic - 'Soldier'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soldier'.


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.


Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.


Watch out for the idiot behind me.


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

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