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Joke Topic - 'Soldier'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soldier'.

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Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).


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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

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