Joke Topic - 'Soldier'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soldier'.

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!

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