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Joke Topic - 'Soldier'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soldier'.

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Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).


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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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