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Joke Topic - 'Soldier'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soldier'.


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.


Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.


My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'


Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated


Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.


Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.


Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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