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Joke Topic - 'Sold'

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Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

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What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."

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Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.


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When it's raining cats and dogs.


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The space bar.


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He drank Canada Dry.


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The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.

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