Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Sold - 1

Joke Topic - 'Sold'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sold'.

$text4

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
$text4

Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
$text4

House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
$text4

Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
$text4

Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
$text4

People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
$text4

Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
$text4

Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
$text4

Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

This is page 1 of 1