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Joke Topic - 'Sold'


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Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.


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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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King

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Mother

I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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