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Joke Topic - 'Sold'


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Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.


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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Santa

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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Astronauts

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.

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