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Joke Topic - 'Sold'


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Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.


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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

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