Joke Topic - 'Soft Drink'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soft Drink'.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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