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Joke Topic - 'Soft Drink'


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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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