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Joke Topic - 'Soft Drink'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soft Drink'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


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Potatoes

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Front Door

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.
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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Politicians

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

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