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Joke Topic - 'Soft Drink'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soft Drink'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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