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Joke Topic - 'Soft Drink'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soft Drink'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Months

Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.

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