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Joke Topic - 'Soft Drink'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soft Drink'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Chilli

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.
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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick

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