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Joke Topic - 'Soft Drink'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Soft Drink'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


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Factory

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?

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