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Joke Topic - 'Sofa'


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Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

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