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Joke Topic - 'Sofa'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sofa'.

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Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

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