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Joke Topic - 'Sofa'


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Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

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