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Joke Topic - 'Sofa'


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Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.

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