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Joke Topic - 'Sofa'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sofa'.
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
It had a suite tooth.
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Dogs
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Because they have two left feet.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Talking
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
Bees
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
Honey-combs.
Detective
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Sherlock Bones.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
A: A visitor.
Australians
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Football
What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
Yule never walk alone.
No Difference
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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