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Joke Topic - 'Sofa'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sofa'.


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.


What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.


Prunes give you a run for your money.


Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.

Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?


Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake

Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.


Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

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