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Joke Topic - 'Sofa'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sofa'.


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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I don't know.
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The cellphone has a silent mode.


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The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.


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