Joke Topic - 'Soda' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Soda'.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

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How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
'I love you with all my art.'

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.