Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Soda - 1

Joke Topic - 'Soda'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Soda'.

$text4

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
$text4

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
$text4

A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
$text4

Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
$text4

Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
$text4

Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
$text4

Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
$text4

Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
$text4

Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
$text4

Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

This is page 1 of 1