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Joke Topic - 'Soda'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Soda'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.


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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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