Joke Topic - 'Soda'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Soda'.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

What is large and green and spends all day sitting in a corner on its own?
The Incredible Sulk.

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.

Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

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