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Joke Topic - 'Soda' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Soda'.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

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