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Joke Topic - 'Soda'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Soda'.


Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda who?
Soda you.

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