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Joke Topic - 'Soda'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Soda'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.


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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Green

What is large and green and spends all day sitting in a corner on its own?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Ghost

Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

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