Joke Topic - 'Socks'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Socks'.

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

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