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Joke Topic - 'Socks'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Socks'.

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Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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Coffeemaker

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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