Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cannibals
"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
Cars
We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet,
and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
Lawyers
Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there
eight hours.
Pigs
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
Girlfriends
When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
Mice
What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
Coffeemaker
What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
Repeat Offenders
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!