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Joke Topic - 'Socks'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Socks'.

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Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

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