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Joke Topic - 'Socks'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Socks'.

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Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
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Drunk

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.

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