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Joke Topic - 'Sober'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sober'.


Doctor: Well, Mr Jones, I can't find anything wrong with you. It must be the drink.
Mr. Jones: Okay, Doctor, I'll come back in the morning when you're sober.

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