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Joke Topic - 'Sober'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sober'.

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Doctor: Well, Mr Jones, I can't find anything wrong with you. It must be the drink.
Mr. Jones: Okay, Doctor, I'll come back in the morning when you're sober.


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Repent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.
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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Sleeping

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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