Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Argue
Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
Cookies
What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
Ape
What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
Cat
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
Good Luck
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
Government
The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
Debate
Debate about hanging suspended