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Joke Topic - 'Snowman'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Snowman'.

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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!


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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

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