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Joke Topic - 'Snowflakes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snowflakes'.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!


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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Dogs

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.

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