Joke Topic - 'Snow'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Snow'.

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me

Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, 'I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!'

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.

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What is the best way to get a Scotsman to get up on the roof of his house?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

Chickens

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

Reincarnation

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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favorite meal?
Steak.

Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favorite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

Teachers

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?

Bugs

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out and put new ones in.