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Joke Topic - 'Snow'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Snow'.


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.

Knock, knock.Who's there?
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.

Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.

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A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.


What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?


How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.


How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.


What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.


What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.


Passengers hit by cancelled trains

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