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Joke Topic - 'Snow'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Snow'.

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Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Knock, knock.Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
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Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
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Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

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