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Joke Topic - 'Snow'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Snow'.

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Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Knock, knock.Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
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Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
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Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Hi

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

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