Joke Topic - 'Snow' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Snow'.

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me

Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, 'I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!'

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

Bosses

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break?

Wives

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money, and I don't have any.

Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet?
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.

Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once, he got a jury so confused that they sent the judge to jail.

Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap, please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.