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Joke Topic - 'Snow'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Snow'.

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Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
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Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.


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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.

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