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Joke Topic - 'Snow'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Snow'.

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Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Knock, knock.Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
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Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
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Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.


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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Aunties

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains

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